I hope you Love Sarah as much as we Do!!!-ATWG

Name: Sarah Morrison
Age: 20somethingish-ish
Sign: Virgo-craze
Hustle: party throwerer, legit writer, sorta-legit blogger, internet celebrity, Oregon Trail playerer, and I used to have a cat but she died.
1. 3 words that describe you: sarcastic, off-white trash, sassy
2.What keeps you focused? Adderol and games on Facebook
3. Your Best day ever was: My birthday in LA last year was sorta epic. Everyone that was there better agree k thx.
4.Who's your favorite designer? La Rok, Jeremy Scott, Cheap Monday jeans make you skinnier I swear, and shout out Dimepiece.
5.What's your theme song? Arabesque-Anna Conda or Lady Gaga-Dirty Ice Cream
6.If I can only bring one thing to the moon it would be tweezers
7.If I ruled the world: everyone would get a blackberry, free cable with HBO AND Showtime, health insurance, a monthly clothing allowance, free laser hair removal, candy and ice cream would make you skinny, yoga and pilates and all that dumb shit would make you fat, and plane tickets would be free.
8. MIA
is a Hot Ass Mess9.What makes you an ATWG?I hate the color pink, but I buy pink sneakers like craze. I was into the Indigo Girls in 6th grade. I am really good at doing weaves. I shower once a week. I hate all white condiments. I met that dude Tay Zonday who did that Chocolate Rain Youtube video. I sorta care about Inga and Brit. I am trying to make Rose my IRL BFF. I didn't sleep at all last night. Plus, I am totally legit.
10.Famous Last words....."We're not sarcastic-we're hilarious
we're not annoying -we're just cooler than you
we're not bitches-we just don't like you
we're not obsessed -we're just best friends"