A Nightmare is now reality......

Oh my........ my nemesis Inga will be on the cover of XXL, uh, i'll leave the bitch alone while she tries to pick up the pieces and get her shit together, after all, we were "friends" and all, in my head atleast.... when i used to pretend that we were tag teaming on hoes at Grady Highschool with icepicks and boxcutters.... and who'd a thought she was actually doing that stuff while I only imagined it all????
Alright Foxy, you get 1 brownie point, don't let it go to your head, I'll still call the Po'lice if you come anywhere near me and I will still laugh at ur big tittied boyfriend

via All Thats Fab

Sometimes, God shows his love in hilarious quotes

Wow,what a week. I've been pretty swamped but while slaving my days away on shoots, almost meeting my maker thanks to a bus on 6th ave, drinking beers in my steamy living room with Sarah, having the fire dept knock down my front door, having my phone break into a milli pieces, listening to lil wayne on repeat,getting abandoned at the Missbehave office with Sarah at 1am, physically assaulting some asshole in the meatpacking district a.k.a. satan's lunchtable for dorks, telling a kid I was from Antartica and half Polar Bear, meeting an ANTM girl,eating ketchup with Chris from The Wire, it was absolutely ALL worth it for this quote right herrrr........

“Nah, nah, nah. The engagement is just speculation. I’m married to the money.”

I win Again!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

It's only getting better...

If nothing in this world could make me feel better today, after having a wine-whiskey-beer hangover ( SO not a mix of libations) on this grim rainy day, it's definetely this right hurr.
Fox Browntown is on the cover of Jet. Wow, it's not that jet isn't a respectable magazine, I mean, i still have dreams about making in the Jet Beauties section.
The real reason is that whoever put this get up together for her, clearly said fuck effort, i'm just gonna get on that bus to Kings Plaza, roll through the Sears sales section and pray she don't cut me at the shoot.
Damn girl, you look a little like my 3rd grade teacher, she used to wear that wet n wavy too.

I'm not buying this shit

The Pope rolls into town and everyone wants to switch their game up??? All up in chu'ch with hearing aid and all!!! I am not buying into the shit, she's probably crying because her face is melting from being in that church. You're not fooling me with your trickery, just go about your usual business, I'll see you at Wing Wagon on thursday yelling at the cashier because she won't give you extra carrots................

The Foxx is on the prowl

Oh Damn!! Inga's back out on the streets. While basking on all the attention after her Riker's release, home girl was all smiles. Rumor is that she may have to go back for another incident that occured after the nail salon fight. And she's coming out with a new album.... let's see about that.
This is so unfair, just when one gets out of my hair, the other one comes right back out!!
Not to mention Nay-Nay is looking towards a bid too..

Now ain't this some bullshit....

Inga's tryna say she's preggos, Read the full story over at HighBrid Nation

*My 2 cents= this bitch is lying, it may work for Nicole Ritchie, it ain't gonna work for your crazy 2-bit ass. And what demon sperm can impregnate this spawn of the devil Spragga Benz??? I thought they broke up because he beat her ass so much he caused her to go deaf?? I bet it's that pimp... can there be more drama latched on to this bitch?!


Maybe she's coming out with an album and all of these allegations are her song titles?

The menace to Society Album
-I'm a Baby Momma
-Naomi style (beating bitches wit'my phone)
-Pimp Love
-Officer that ain't me
-Naomi RMX (beating bitches wit' my phone, at the nail salon)
-SUV (running bitches ova in da' hood)

Feel free to discuss and add your own

Sisterly Love

NOT LIKE THAT YOU PERVS!
Pretty much every once in awhile there's a collabo between the ladies of Hip Hop and they put away their egos, razorblades and hot combs and come out with a hot record. The late
90's seemed to pack alot of those collabos but more recently there has been nothing in the game to excite me except for the Missy/Keysha Cole/Lil' Kim joint. SO I got to thinking, ( you know it's hard for me to do that) and I started to remember all these dope songs I loved, I could of really kept in going but methinks I'll just hit y'all with something on the CD tip pretty soon with all the others that didn't make it For now I compiled this delightful little post for you...
Tell me some of your faves/ a collabo you'd like to see....

Keyshia cole ft.missy&lil kim-let it go-New2007

I'm so sad that Lil'Kim is starting to look like the Cat lady :(



Oh You wanna see more????Click Here For the Jump

Queen Latifah : Ladies_first

This song/video pretty much started my unheard of rap career, and I begged my mom for a Kente Cloth bookbag, and the fannypack.

Lisa Left Eye feat. - Lil Kim, Da Brat,

I always thought Mary J.Blige resembled someone's drunk/heroine addict aunt in this video

Total - No One Else (RMX)

I still think the 2 short haired chicks from Total were getting it on.... I'm just saying..
And no Foxy comment on this one, the girl's had enough going on.......Nice Contacts!!! ok, i said something nice about her, leave me alone.

Missy Elliot feat. Nas & Eve - Hot boys

well, this song has a boy in it, sue me..

Salt'n Pepa ft En Vogue - Whatta Man

How on earth did they get all these ladies in the same studio without someone getting a scar?

Amil Ft. Beyonce Knowles - I Got That

A. I bet 80% of y'all never been to Cheetah's (I was snuck in there during ages 17,19 and 20)
B.I bet you'd never believe I remembered such a terrible record
C. Why did mama Knowles keep tryna push this ghetto cowgirl look on us?

Brandy - Queen Latifah - yoyo

RAY-J!!! If I knew then, what I know now!! And my girl Yo-Yo always makes me smile, I started saying Hard like HARRRRRD, you know real west coast like.

Make it Hot

Note to self, do not name yourself after overpriced caffeinated beverages, eventually you loose your foam.

You make it so easy

.........to hate on you, you crazy tackass hoe.....

Rapper Foxy Brown is in trouble with Mahwah, N.J., cops for allegedly giving a false name and birth date after she was stopped last week for running a stop sign while talking on a hand-held phone, cops said.

Brown, 27, was allegedly driving an SUV with a suspended registration while carrying a suspended license.

She was taken to police headquarters, issued seven traffic tickets and released on her own recognizance.

You must not think they don't know who you is girl??? I mean, you may not be making any paper but you're on the Wire, every state has a contingency plan on you.

via: Daily News

Foxy finally getting what she deserves

My prayers have been answered again, I'm on a streak, first i prayed for midgets in costumes (check). Then I pleaded that Inga can stop terrorizing the community, well....

Rapper Foxy Brown was charged with smacking her longtime neighbor with her Blackberry cell phone in the Prospect Heights section of Brooklyn last month. According to reports the 27-year-old, whose real name is Inga Marchand, turned herself in to detectives at the 77 Precinct at around 2:30 p.m. yesterday afternoon. She was charged with felony assault and will be arraigned later today.

Police say the trouble-prone rapper, who is on parole, was accused of assaulting her 25-year-old neighbor on July 31 at around 6:50 p.m. at the corner of Carlton Avenue and Prospect Place.

Felony Assualt= possible jail time (i'll keep my fingers crossed). Do I think she's going to jail? Champion saysss YES!!
Let the pro's like Nay-Nay handle the Blackberry slingin......

Black Britney Update

Foxy Brown is still behaving badly. After several people in Brown's camp shrugged when we asked about the ditzy diva's whereabouts, the rapper resurfaced Saturday night at the Urban Music Awards at Hammerstein Ballroom "late and in a foul mood. Her entourage of 12 was atrocious," said a tipster. Last week, spies complained to Page Six about Brown's obnoxious behavior on an American Airlines flight from JFK to Heathrow.

...Big snooze...this shit is getting redundant.

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Open Letter to Foxy Brown

Dear Foxy,
I heard of your recent robbery-beatdown, and all I have to say is- what comes around goes around bitch!
For all those years of terrorizing our soceity with your menacing, bratty ways, I can only laugh at the police reports. And now you're denying it. HA!!!! you know the Projects are like the ghetto dateline and news travels faster than a crackhead with a new rock, so we know it's you hoe. And as far as your weave situation, that was the icing on the cake, I bet that lady that you threw the hair glue at, prayed to the hair gods for that one. And maybe that's a good thing, that Wet n' Wavy does not work for you.

Girl, and you claimed all your hard firm biz, shit and you go and snitch, pfff, i can't even respect you anymore.
Why don't you just move away,go hide in Tanzania, go to rehab for your snitchy, bitchy ways.

And lastly, since we all know where you live and how you roll ( Silver 2003 Land Rover ), i can only hope that one of your ex-boys hoes will come and beat your ass in front of all of us, oh but you probably have an order of protection, right Fox Brown the Don?

Best wishes and Keep snitching,
xoxo
ATWG's

The Life and Times of Inga: Pimps, Weaves, and Beatdowns

Foxy Brown was attacked yesterday by three of her ex-boyfriend's gal pals - who pulled out her hearing aid and tore her hair weave at his prompting, police sources said.

The assault occurred after the hip-hop artist dumped her beau at 5:30 a.m. in Brooklyn because she found out he was a pimp, sources said. "They beat her bad." One source said. "They ripped out her hair weave. Her hair was a mess - and that seems to be what she cared about most." The women also stole Brown's handbag and $500, the sources said.

After the assault, Foxy aka Inga, went to the local police station to file a complaint. Police drove her around the neighborhood in an unmarked car to look for the attackers. She pointed out Roshawn Anthony, 23, of Brooklyn, who was arrested and charged with assault.

Black Britney has way too much drama...pimp boyfriends? And don't act like you didnt know that shit...you took that pimp money with the quickness to pay for that weave and when you dumped him, he sent his hos to get it back from you.

I'm not surprised to hear someone finally gave Foxy a proper beat down, I'm just surprised to to hear she had $500 in her purse. And Damn Inga, on top of being a dumb ass ho...now you're a snitch.

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uh-oh, she's smiling

Inga walks out of a Brooklyn court yesterday in triumph Thursday after completing her three-year probation requirement for assault charges stemming from an August 2004 nail salon incident.

Please, you know you'll be back there in a few weeks, now out of all the Lil'Kim,Martha Stewart,Paris Hilton's being thrown in a cell, why has this chick been overlooked?? Maybe they think she'll nail file her way out.

SOMEONE PLEASE GET THE AUTHORITIES!!

I MEAN REALLY, HOW MANY TIMES MUST WE PLEA, TO GET THIS BITCH OFF THE STREETS:

Foxy Brown's drivers license is suspended, so homegirl shouldn't even be driving. A woman in Brooklyn claims that Foxy almost ran over her baby last week. The woman says the alleged incident went down at the corner of Underhill Ave. and Prospect Place. She said Foxy in a silver Range Rover cut her off at the crosswalk almost taking down her and her baby in a stroller.

The woman said, "I jumped back, pulling the stroller, and yelled at the driver, 'You should watch where you're going! She cursed at me and proceeded to drive down Prospect Place. I called the police, but they said that they couldn't do anything because she didn't actually hit me."

Foxy is currently on probation for attacking two manicurists two years ago in Manhattan.


DIDN'T SHE HAVE HER HEARING AID OR SOMETHING?? WHY MUST WE LIVE IN TERROR?

Source: Dlisted

INGA NOT AGAIN!!!!

Rapper Foxy Brown was arrested and charged with battery in Pembroke Pines, South Florida yesterday (Feb. 15), after a disturbance broke out in a beauty supply store.

According to police, the Brooklyn bred rapper became involved in a disturbance at the Queen Beauty Supply Store last night.Police said that Brown was sampling beauty products in a bathroom of the shop, when a store employee told her it was closing time.

According to reports, Brown became irate and threw hair glue at the employee, a man named Hayssamn Ghoneim. Ghoneim called 911 during the fracas, when Brown allegedly spit on him. When an officer responded to the 911 call and found Brown still in the shopping plaza, he attempted to bring her back to the store to address the issue, but Brown allegedly refused.

According to the police report, when the officer attempted physically escort back to the store Brown by placing his hand on her arm, she allegedly swatted his hand away and resisted.

The officer said Brown resisted so much, he had to "use a takedown maneuver to gain control" of the rapper [I wish I was there to see - - Fresh]. Brown, born Inga Marchand, was charged with battery and obstruction of justice. She is currently being held on $1,500 bond at the Sheriff's North Jail in Pompano Beach.

* I DON'T WANT TO SAY MUCH ABOUT THIS CHICK, SHE LIVES IN MY HOOD AND QUITE FRANKLY I'M SCARED OF HER, SO PLEASE FEEL FREE TO TALK AMONGST URSELVES

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